Monday, January 19, 2009

Shawna lives Port Coquitlam

For some reason, producers drive horror movies into the ground with bad remakes and then try and bring the films back from the icky must-encrusted two-for-$1 VHS barrel. At 17, Shawna, who lives in Port Coquitlam, is out of school and learning job skills through the social services agency S. Remembering drug names need not be scary; repetition increases familiarity. But, mom, the boys at the frat house said it was light beer. Fuel, the zealous PR company for the Wyndham Grand hotel in Chelsea (who are always sending out notes about which celebrity has been spotted there, much to the celebs displeasure, Id imagine, having chosen to patronise the place for its upmarket appeal) had pasted a big picture of Daniel Craig in a suit along with some text about a 250 Martini. With election day just three days away, Tyra Bank is throwing her support behind Democratic Sen.

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